Category Archives: Humor “What do I love about myself?” I ask. The devil on my shoulder is quick to answer. “NOTHING. You’re mean to you and you don’t know how to love you.” she says. Which is, of course, completely ridiculous because everybody knows how to love themselves, right? (and er, no, not like *that* pervos)I mean, sure, […]  I can’t remember whether it was a kinder, less-humid July day in Virginia than most, but I don’t remember being miserable that morning. It’s funny, but I don’t remember being nervous either. Merely annoyed that my doctor had told me to call at 6:00 a.m. and then told me to call back around 8:00 a.m. […]  Not to be a total bragger or anything, but it’s January 10th and my house still looks like it did on Christmas Day. As in, the tree and a billion decorations are still up. I mean, I’ve done a little bit – I’m not beyond dumping out the two vases of pine boughs that were […]  I’ll come right out and say it. I gave up some personal dignity last night. Heartfelt integrity even — because of holiday commercialism, of all things. As in… (*shuffles feet and looks sideways*) I gave into the Elf on the Shelf. I know. I’m more embarrassed by me than you are, I promise. And after […]  I’m in the time-warp stage of looking forward and looking back. I miss Tucker’s younger years, while I’m amazed by him daily. Hourly, sometimes. I miss his tiny cuteness and innocence, although he’s still innocent for a nine-year-old. “I think the youngest I should marry is 29,” he says. “That’s a good idea,” I reply. […]  If you’re friends with me on Facebook, you might know I just had a birthday. A big one. I’m in denial but… *cough* I just turned 50. One half of a century. This aging thing ain’t a joke, friends! Also? I have a newly-nine-year-old. These two things aren’t unique in themselves, but they’re here in Colorado […] |
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