I know that I am not the first to say that Caillou sucks. Tucker’s been watching the show again and I noticed something last night that was mildly disturbing to say the least.
Caillou and his sister Rosy were in the tub together. Obviously, two little kids taking a bath together is totally not disturbing and probably even fun. What was disturbing was that Caillou had no nipples. None. And I’m positive that he DID actually have nipples in another episode I have seen. Creepy. Because where did they go?
Also. He’s four. And bald. Why is he bald? He’s whiny and annoying.
Therefore, I made you a little song. Be warned. I am the worst singer on the planet. Well. Scratch that. Caillou’s voice is way more annoying than mine and also more annoying than fingernails on a chalkboard.
Presenting (drum roll) (ear plugs) the original, never-before seen video of newly released music created and sung by yours truly:
Caillou: He’s just a kid who sucks!
Note: It’s quite possible that there are less-than family friendly words in the video.
What? Jen (the mastermind behind this Twisted Mixed Tape Tuesday thang) said this week was a “Dealer’s Choice.” I chose to deal out some crappy singing and diss on Caillou and his missing nipples. Plus, there’s totally a song here. Well, almost, anyway. Happy Tuesday!
Here are the bloopers. I tried to do this last night but spent like 2 hours trying to upload a video from my phone to youtube before I realized that you can record directly. Doh. Also, Robert totally messed a couple of them up. He should have been locked in another room…
P.S. I pretty much can’t believe that I’m actually hitting “Publish”